TRUE STORY!
We were in line at the car wash the other day when we noticed that the car in front of us was trapped inside. There is a door on the front that should go up when the wash is finished but it had malfunctioned. I called the customer service # listed next to the wash selections and a man with an accent answered.
He said, "Excuse me but will you please do something for me?" He went on to describe a button on the wall inside of the car wash and asked me to push it.
"Will it turn on while I'm in there?" I asked.
"No, of course not." He insisted.
"Are you sure?" I asked.
"I''m sure." He insisted.
So, I left the safety of my car and went into the car wash. There were two teenage girls in a small SUV who looked scared to death.
I pushed the button but nothing happened. Then the voice on the phone asked me to go out to the front of the car wash to try and trigger the door to open. No luck. Then the voice sent me back into the car wash to push the button again and SUCCESS! The door started to raise.
I was on my way back to my own car when...
Yep, a soggy bottom for me!
I screamed and the voice on the phone said, "Oh, are you OK?" And when I said that it had turned on, he said, "Oh, No!" I swear I could hear him chuckling. When I got back into the car Brady and the kids were laughing hysterically.
I only have one more thing to say:
BEWARE OF THE BOTTOM BLASTER!
xoMJ
7 comments:
I hate to laugh at the misfortune of others . . but that's freaking hilarious. I'm glad you survived.
got all wet, huh? doesn't sound like a nice way to be rewarded for doing a good deed, now does it?!
Hahaha, that one actually made me laugh out loud... literally! Good times at other peoples' expenses... always the best kind :)
Not exactly a bidet, is it? :) Good thing you have a good sense of humor!
LOL Well at least you know you are clean ;) I am glad you were able to get out of there with just a wet bottom and not all over. OH thanks fo the laugh.
That is too funny. I hope that they at least gave you a free car wash.
You crack me up! Thanks. I really needed that.
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